Now, here I was thinking that the age of internet dating had degraded that most precious modicum of true romance, but my earnest whinging has been in vain - it was degraded looong before online profiles, selfies and hashtags and I have proof:
which is almost as good as trying to put on weight
Obviously I need to track down whatever 1950's menu these ladies were scoffing to (hopefully) someday in the future find myself in need of those elicit 10 pounds - sharpish!
